- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

that wall over there ->

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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