- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Granny porn!

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

If life gives you lemonade.

1+1=2

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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