- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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