- Anti Joke

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.