What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Asian women drivers...

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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