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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

I'm Coming

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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