- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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