Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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