A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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