How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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