- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Caolan and Eamon

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than this That :(

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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