I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Anti Joke

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