There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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whats a joke

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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