Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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