- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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