"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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im telling maguire

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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