So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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God is real.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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