- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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