- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

who is really lanky? james cornish

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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