- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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