Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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