- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

that wall over there ->

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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