A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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im telling maguire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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