Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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