What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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