Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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