- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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