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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How old are you? 7

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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