Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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