- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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