Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Guess what? I like trains.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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