Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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