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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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