- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Take part of what?

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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