- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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