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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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