XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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where is the world?

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Weaner

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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whats white and sticky glue

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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