- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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