Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Boxing on Boxing Day

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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