Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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