- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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