- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

The diamond one below is hilarious.

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