- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

PICKLES

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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