Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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black chicken. kfc

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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