- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Racial Equality

I'm hungry.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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