Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's 9+10? 19

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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