Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's 9+10? 19

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.