A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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women's rights.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Maths.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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deez nuts

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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