- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

every cloud has a silver lining

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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