whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A man was shot. He died.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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I had a submarine.... once

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

I <3 Hitler

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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