How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

knock knock Dave's not here.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Charlie Sheen

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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