Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Your're racist.

My Butthole.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Women's rights

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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