- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

im gay

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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