- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Andoni was here

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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