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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Gay rights.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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