- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A American seeking into mexico

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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