Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

were at work systems r down

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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