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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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