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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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