- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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