One, two, three, four and five

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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