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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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