- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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