Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

woman's rights

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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