- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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