I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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