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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Can anyone Lenin money?

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

The child was fired from his job.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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