Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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