- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Brain fart

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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