- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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