- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Gay rights.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

i hate non minorities!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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