- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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