- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick