Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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