- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

pobody's nerfect

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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