What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Drew Knowles is gay

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...