- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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