Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...