- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

i hate non minorities!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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