Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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