Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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no rasist joks

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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