- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

kennah campion when she talks

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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