- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Drew Knowles is gay

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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